Gunk Fury

Did I mention I went back to makeup school?

It’s been a while, Maquillage.

Here’s a generic foresty look for Halloween! I guess you can be a wood nymph, forest fairy, spirit of Gaea or even a somewhat evil tree.

Tut here!

Two letters: HD. Two words: Wig Fail.

It’s all about the lips.

Last week, I helped my friend Gian transform into a drag queen for his experimental film. My god I love this boy. He’s right up my alley as far as types go, and if he weren’t so gay, I’d totally let him be the alpha in the relationship. Spot the paradox, yo.

Don’t be a drag, just be a queen.

Hated the movie, ADORED the makeup! It’s about time I did this look!

I blended the crease out a much more than I should have. I didn’t realize that the original was a lot thinner. My bad! Anyway, the rest of the steps should be the same, though a pencil liner or a more precise brush would probably work better for recreating the crease.

Get Babydoll’s look!

Whatever mastery of language I possess, I shall now momentarily abandon.

WIEAKREJOQERHEIAOJFEIOAJWPOJEI22WKAJOWJ-0A-1234!!!!!!!!!! LIP TARS, SQUEAL SQUEAL SQUEAL!!!!!!!!

Lip Tars and Panties

It doesn’t take a genius to swipe on some lipstick. The tricky part is getting it to last longer and wear well through food and other… oral activities. You can’t just apply several layers of lipstick- that is an excellent way to get the gunk past your lip line and more attractively, on your teeth- and setting it with powder doesn’t sound like a very good idea, now does it? So what do we do? Shall we just succumb to our patchy-lipped fate?

Ah, but hope is not lost! In today’s tutorial, we learn that the magic word is blot.

Wanna see a magic trick?

Why, hello, gunkies! Contrary to popular belief (and by popular, I really mean the handful of people reading my blog), I have neither died nor gone to live in the deep woods where the Internet cannot find me. I come to you with an offering of a review.

A lipstick of paramount importance.

Drama sometimes requires some non-waterproof mascara. Personally, I thought Taylor Momsen never looked better than when mascara, eye shadow, and tears were streaming down her face on Gossip Girl.

In hindsight, pictures of me crying (or drunk) would’ve made this post a little bit more interesting but well, spilt milk and all that, right?



A Beerless Look

Another nude lipstick? I feel feverish! Let’s try a peachy one this time, yeah?

Bacheesus, that’s peach!