A Sultry Valentine

… aka A Slutty Valentine. It’s time to whore it up, ladies! Watch that Moulin Rouge-inspired Lady Marmalade video, put on some lingerie, aaaaaand pull a nice church dress over it. That way, whether or not you have someone for whom to take it off, you’ve got a naughty little secret the entire day.

Get Color Happy!

Aren’t you sick of neutrals? Come on, people! We need some color! My theory is that if everyone wore rainbow eyeshadow, there would be no wars; everybody would be too distracted and confused to hate on anyone. Granted, I really only used two colors, but shut up! I’m still a diva. Doing a colorful eye…

SKINS: CASSIE “Wake up, Sid.”

Cassie Ainsworth is my peg for my future daughter. Blonde hair? Check. Perpetual loopiness? Check. Unresolved romantic issues? Check. If it weren’t too late for me to blossom into a genuine Cassie, I’d totally just do away with the inconvenience of establishing my individuality and just fashion myself after her. I WANT ALL OF THAT…

Smashbox Eye Wish Palette 2010

For Christmas, my friend Just gave me the Smashbox Eye Wish Palette, which, I have to say, has more good points than bad. Because of the negative reviews on the 2009 palette, I honestly was not expecting much from this one. To my surprise, most of the shadows were as intensely pigmented as my face…

Winter Wannabe

It’s time for holiday look no. 2! My air-con has been majorly fucking up and giving me hell… literally. It switches off on its own sometimes and I just wake up in the middle of the night sweating into my comforter (and no, I don’t care how hot it is, I need to be snuggled…

Naked from Sunup to Sunset

I guess I do have an exhibitionist streak… thanks to that summer I and a dozen other women, some of whom were good friends, stripped down in front of a sinking sun. All for the love of another very good friend. But that really has nothing to do with today’s tutorial and review. Yeah, that’s…

WnW Lonely Green Tutorial

FINALLY! My Internet stabilized long enough for me to upload this tutorial. I bought the Wet ‘n’ Wild Color Icon palette in Lust for 499PHP. I believe these palettes are a lot cheaper in the States, but nonetheless, 499PHP is not a lot to pay for six excellent shadows. Very, very cheap. And I can’t…